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When two male friends fight over one female. Ending in the end of a friendship i.e. an accident.
1: Hey man, you and Flynn used to be thick as thieves. What happened to you two?
2: Oh you know, tunnel traffic
A traffic DJ plays loud music in his car, usually rap, with his sunroof down and all his windows open. Especially annoying during heavy traffic commutes.
I had to drive an entire hour in a traffic jam next to a traffic DJ. It sucked.
The sexiest motherfucker on this earth and when thou shalt see him on any street corner thou shall bow in his awesome presence whilst he analy pleases you
He is a traffic jammer
A condition which typically affects the arm which sits on the driver's side window when the windows are rolled down. The driver will notice that one arm is more dark than the other after sitting for long periods of time in heavy traffic. It's most often found in metropolitan areas during the late-Spring/Summer months.
I was driving home from work but I got stuck behind a parade maker who was driving by a road work site. I sat in traffic for over an hour and got a traffic sunburn.
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A malicious payback that blows up in your face and ruins your career while leaving the intended victim unscathed.
"I don't know what makes a legitimate traffic study," New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie said today at a press conference at the State House in Trenton. Bill Baroni, Christie's deputy executive director at the Port Authority, produced data that was "evidence" of a traffic study, Christie said today, but he doesn't know "the nuance of what constitutes a traffic study or not." The emails that emerged yesterday further support the widespread belief that the illusory traffic study was an after-the-fact fig leaf covering Baroni's role in an act of political retaliation directed at Fort Lee mayor Mark Sokolich, whose constituents were worst affected by the closure.
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Flash Traffic, traffic that appears as suddenly as a flash flood may.
Guy 1: Where'd all this traffic come from? It was clear a minute ago.
Guy 2: That's flash traffic for you, completely unpredictable.
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The act in which several men try to insert thier penis' into one womans anus. There may be as many penis' as can be rammed up there, however is blood occurs that might be enough...
Friends may be involved but this may be wierd...
"dude that girl had a massive Traffic Jam last night... i heard there was 8!"
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"The Traffic Jam i was in last night was epic!"
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