my treat

To offer to pay not only for your own share, but for one or more others in your party.

Jane: Ice Cream would be great about now.
Joe: Yeah it would, but I'm saving my dough for a new i-Pod.
Jane: C'mon, let's go to Cold Stone, don't worry about paying, it's my treat.
Joe: Thanks!

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jerky treats

Photographs or videos you look at while masturbating.

Every time I find a hot new picture I save it to my desktop for jerky treats!

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feet treat

A feet treat (or foot treat) is where a man ejaculates all over a womans feet. This is often followed by another woman licking the cum off her feet

JOHN: Bro that girl was a total slut! I totally gave her a feet treat, then her sister licks it up.

TED: No way! Nice job bro

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tiggy treat

Another name for a cigarette, often used by highly addicted, life long smokers.

Joe: "Yo what you doing in the library?"

Ben: "Not much man, just about to leave and burn a tiggy treat, this paper is f'in killing me!"

Joe: "Your gonna die of lung cancer my man".

Ben: "Go to hell."

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Weed Treats

Foods most enjoyable and most normally eaten while stoned.
ex: Abba Zabba, Cheetos Puffs, Slushies, Doritos, Pizza ect.

Dude, before we hit this we need to get some weed treats.

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Personality treat

Something that gives one an ego boost.

This can be brought upon by oneself, others, or both and can be intentional or spontaneous.

Treats are good, but you'll know when your personality has been treated!

I was so cocky last night after those personality treats: I was drunk, in a tux and with cigars in hand.

Man, these five lines are gonna be a personality treat tonight.

I got off stage and the crowd seemed to love me, wow! What a personality treat.

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Beef Treat

When someone lets air out of their anus; a fart, a toot, butt burp, barking spider, cutting cheese, STINKIES, passing wind, stink bomb, silent but deadlies, ripping a nasty, woofies, butt trumpet, ass bark, but the best one, beef treats.

WOAH, who is laying beef treats?
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Im dropping beef treats all over this bitch.
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When josh was sleeping, i left a big fat beef treat right on his face.