Schlatt Walk

Walking when you should be sprinting.

WHY ARE YOU SCHLATT WALKING JUST PRESS CONTROL IT'S NOT THAT HARD

Granny walk

When you have no toilet paper and must walk like a granny bent over to retrieve some more toilet paper

I just had to granny walk to the other bathroom

Walk down

when you get out the car instead of doing a drive-by

stop the car im bout to walk down on this pussy

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Walking dictionary

A person who knows many vocabularies and their definitions.

Delphinia is a walking dictionary. She isn't satisfied unless she's shown off her wide range of vocabularies.

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The Walking Dead

A popular series by AMC about a group of survivors in a zombie apocalypse.

Contrary to popular belief, the title of the series does not (only) refer to the actual zombies. The title mostly refers to the group of survivors, as they are walking around but are as good as dead.

Guy 1: Are you hyped for the release of the Walking Dead, season 7, too?

Guy 2: Yeah totally man! But did you know the Walking Dead actually refers to Rick's group of survivors?

Guy 1: Wow I didn't know that! Boy do I feel enlightened

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Take A Walk

A stubborn way of telling someone to fuck off

Stranger: Nice parenting

Dad: Hey, thanks. Are you my therapist? Take a walk!

walk much?

a fun question to ask to irritate someone who has just tripped

or to confuse someone who has not just tripped

1. (John trips)
you: walk much?

2. you: Hey, Mom, walk much?
Mom: what does that mean?

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