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A demon that u can summon by wanking on ur shit lol
This is The Wanky Shit Demon! Hooray! Thanks to Tony Blews who first made us aware that The Wanky Shit Demon could be summoned. Remember, whatever you do, DON'T SUMMON THE DEMON. DON'T DO IT!
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A very unpleasant fungal infection caused by a build up of baby gravy usually found on the member of the hunched backed knuckle shuffler.
Hey falk keep that away from me I don't want wanky cock rot up me bottom!
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The art of ejaculating onto human faeces whilst it is sucked in and out of the anus.
Commonly known as turtle headed cum stick in the USA, the wanky shit sausage can only be performed when the receiver is in desperate need of a shit. As the shit draws closer to the exit, the giver wanks onto the shit and it is then sucked into the anus.
My girlfriend was desperate for a shit so I suggested the wanky shit sausage, her arse hoovered my cum straight into her shit-infested bum
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Pre-masturbation chant.
'Winky-wanky-woo!' etc.
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Sexual activity 'hanky panky' involving at least one person called Frank/Franky/Franko and both people have Wanks.
"Hey baby, I think you're amazing. Feel like some Franky Panky Wanky? I promise I won't respect you or myself in the morning."
Asking for a hand job or talking about masturbating.
Why don't you reach over here and yanky my wanky.
What did you do last night?
Nothing, I was so bored I decided to just yanky my wanky.
Receiving a handjob from your partner while they are wearing a budget Frankenstein mask
“Yo bro, last night I had the most epic Frankie-Pankie Wankie, it was an utter monster wank!”