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Warning Game

The Warning game is where there is a warning system established in a group of friends. Warnings can be given to people if they do cringe-worthy things, or acting/behaving/imitating Tom Portlock. When you are issued with 4 warnings, you get a punch in the arm from everyone in the group at the time. Warnings cannot be issued to people if you are not in public. 12 warnings means you will then be put on Report, Which then means you only need 2 warnings to get punched. Warnings are automatically reset to 0 at the start of each day ( 00:00 ).
If you don’t think you deserve a warning for something that has happened, you can appeal to the group, then it is put to the vote.

Conor - Huhuhuhuh *Sniff*

-Group stares at him blankly-

Mark - First Warning Conor.......

>Warning Game<

by roib NoKell February 8, 2010

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Four Minute Warning

A warning of an impending Nuclear attack on the United Kingdom, which would be given if one was detected by Radar at RAF Fylingdales in Yorkshire. During the Cold War, The British Government estimated that if an air attack was launched from the then Soviet Union, there would only be four minutes to respond (possibly even less).

What would happen was if an attack was confirmed, the warning would be given either by RAF High Wycombe (Near London) or Longley Lane (Near Preston). This would be forwarded to Fighter command, the police and the media.

The Police would get the message, "Attack Warning RED" over the same telephone lines as thosed used for the Speaking Clock, then activate the air attack sirens over local telephone lines. The rationale was that in using the speaking clock, it cut running costs and allowed a fault to be detected in time to give a warning.

The media would simultaneously interrupt programming to transmit a warning message teling the public to take cover, which was to be broadcast on all television and Radio stations. The actual message itself was recorded by the chief continuity announcer of BBC Radio 4, Peter Donaldson. It was accompianied by "Dalek" music and strong pulses of light. The existence of this warning message was officially confirmed by the British government on New Years Day 2006, even though it was an open secret in the BBC.

The Four Minute Warning was much derided by critics as completely pointless, as surviving a nuclear strike was neither possible or desireable.

by Chris Henniker May 20, 2006

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warn-v-one

When one gets drunk and takes his/her rage out on inanimate objects to warn others of their anger and their ruthless ways

Did you hear Bradley warn-v-oned his tv last night? There was glass and blood everywhere.

by Hobiewan November 23, 2016


Aircraft Warning Lights

Bright lights placed on tall structures, typically on skyscrapers and radio mast to alert aircrafts of their presence. They are usually white or red, and can be light in a cycle, or lit at all times.

Person1: Check out those Aircraft Warning Lights in the distance!
Person2: They look scary....

by commanderalpaca April 11, 2021


old crone's warning

Noun- a thing hotter than sky valley sriracha sauce but colder than dry ice. Wait what's colder than dry ice? An old crones warning. When your partner fills their mouth with sriracha and uses their mouth to force it down your dick hole so that you #feeltheFUCKINGBURN!!!

Bro 1: Hey bro, guess what? I got my partner to perform the Old Crone's Warning on me last night in bed.

Bro 2: Aw sick man, how was it??

Bro 1: Dude, the old crone definitly warned about it for a reason.

Girl: how did that old crone's warning feel baby?

Guy: GHjHgGuJiIGfFfFUiwkkejejsusyegehdhdueheshuahHggHjkajsbsh!!!!!!!!!!!! FFFFFfUUUuUuUuUuCCcCcCcJkKkKkKk!!!!!! sriracha

by Dick42 December 21, 2015


trigger warning baby

A self victimizing individual who attempts to elicit sympathy or pity for attention by posting various posts online beginning with a trigger warning. These posts often threaten that the individual in question will leave a group, leave a social media website, harm self, or even commit suicide. The goal of these posts that a trigger warning baby makes are attempt to emotionally blackmail or guilt trip others into talking to him/her, privately messaging him/her, or even attempting to find a significant other.

The forum moderator had to ban him for being such a trigger warning baby.

by Major Madcat July 10, 2019

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Two fart warning

Usually associated with nasty looking foods, such as breakfast buritos, mexican food in general, or even fast food. After consuming these types of foods, you usually have 2 farts to find a toilet before you have a nasty case of the shits.

That burrito looks like a two fart warning.

by Vinz Clortho April 8, 2008

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