Who let you leave the house with all that cake

Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon

Who let you leave the house with all that cake? Double cheeked up on a Thursday afternoon. Hella A$$

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Who would you rather sit next to on a bus?

A game that consists of posing the question: "Who would you rather sit next to on a bus?" Then two options are provided, fictional characters, prominent figures, or acquaintances. The person(s) who the question then selects from the choices and then poses a new scenario. Different scenarios are possible but is usually that the bus ride is of medium duration of length, too long to go without acknowledging the other parties presence, but too short to create a meaningful bonding experience.

Who would you rather sit next to on a bus? . . .
Rep. Joe Wilson or the cast of the Jersey Shore?
Charlie Sheen or Emilio Estevez?
Oliver Cromwell or Andrew Jackson?

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Who told you you could eat my cookies?

Another popular pharse by none other than Arnold Schwarzenegger. This is very often used in prank calls and can be heard in various soundboards.

Cookies?
Who told you you could eat MY cookies???!!

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who do you think you are

Rhetorical question asked of or when discussing a person who is acting in an annoying, stereotypical manner or is a poser.

Rambo
Barbie
Jesus
The chocolate solder: Military.
Tinkerbell
Princess Daine
Adolf Hitler
Einstien

To female who is obsessed by her own appearence; Who do you think you are? Barbie.

To a male who is overdoing the macho; Who do you think you are? Rambo.

About a bible thumper; Who does he think he is; Jesus Christ.

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You lied years ago about my name, I did. I'm in love with the man you repesented not who you acted like

You lied on my name as I did you. I'm in love with the man that you repesented, not who you acted like!

I wanted to taste your tears, feel, your arms, and hear your journ ed evey voice of my life. Only to find out that you were a pure product of a fictitious business of your own ass.

To John doe: You lied years ago about my name, I did. I'm in love with the man you repesented not who you acted like

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go seek who will nod you (hebrew)

when you are talking to someone, and what him to get lost, or expresing disbelive

person a: "i won the Lottorie"
person b: go seek who will nod you.

or

person a: "i need your help polishing the boiler"
person b: go seek who will nod you.

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i'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition

the act of loving so much an individual to the point of risking your own well being so the individual is safe and/or healthy.

person a: why would you do that? who are you?
person b: i'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition