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Wives and Girlfirends involved with service members while they are on some sort of deployment, who frequent e-clubs and bars in seek of a fuck or quick lay because they are big whores. Normally end up cheating on there husbands or bf and getting pregnat by some dude slapping high fives for banging some dudes wife.
Look its Steves wife talking to like eight dudes. Look shes grabbing 2 guys cocks. She such a boat widow. Lets go get our knobs slobbed.
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She who sleeps alone whilst her male partner sits infront of his Xbox/Xbox360 playing Forza Motorsport until the early hours.
Mourner: "I'm sorry for your loss, did he go quickly?"
Forza widow: "Too right - he did the Nurburg ring in 8:51!"
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2. A woman abandoned during the hockey play-off season due to pro-longed overtimes and games that end at 3 am.
3. An obsessive fan who ignores their spouse in favour of their preferred spectator sport. Maybe applied to any any sport, but extreme caution should be paid if one becomes a Cricket, Bowling, or NASCAR widow.
Now that the Calgary Flames are in the play-offs, Mary will surly become a hockey widow, since she'll never see him in bed at night.
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A girl who has lost her boyfriend to the session.
Mary: "He's been gone for four days on the session"
Anne: "Is he answering texts"
Mary: "No"
Anne: "Session Widow!"
The significant other of a MySpace Whore. A MySpace Widow's partner is so infatuated with posting comments and checking posts by their exes that they end up completely neglecting the "live" person in their life.
A MySpace Widow's girlfriend/boyfriend spends more time on the MySpace than they do with them.
One who's partner is "Mapled". Experiencing the feeling of sharing a space with someone who is not really there.
"Do you want a cuppa?...Cup of tea?...Hello?...Oh bugger it. Jus us Maple Widows then"
The term used to describe a woman who has ensured that her date leaves a venue, such as a bar, restaurant, or party, so that she may remain and prospect for eligible males. A particularly popular in online dating.
Louis' date pulled a fast widow, hitting on half the guys at the bar after he left.