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When you catch covid off your partner via coitus
“Just my luck to get the Ol Covid Dick off my wife”
Resembling or appearing to be Ron DeSantis
Steven Colbert said it best, “Scientists have confirmed that Covid-Dick is real; yes, but he prefers to be called Ron DeSantis
When you become a virgin again because of the dry spell single people are experiencing due to social distancing and quarantine.
I can't wait to loose my covid-ginity after the quarantine is over.
The act of fucking yourself with a wooden chair leg until it breaks. It is often performed by 35+year olds after receiving no sex in their whole time of existence.
My friend: im so horny
Me: bro just do the covid mask duh
When you are arguing constantly with your partner while stuck together during the Covid-19 Pandemic.
We weren't arguing, it was more of a COVID conversation.
Covid Casualty. Something you dearly loved or enjoyed doing before Covid. Whether it is watching all sorts of sports, reading, enjoy being around people, going out to dinner, traveling.
EX: Dude, are going to watch every game of March Madness? No, I don't watch any of the games anymore. It's a my Covid Casualty.