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When there is more than one man in a room and one of said men has "information" he is not sharing with the other men (i.e. naked pictures of his ex-girlfriend), a noble man may call upon the Man-Vote. All men present take part in the Man-Vote, voting either for or against the viewing of said information. As always, majority rule.
That fairy wouldn't show us the pictures of his girlfriend on his phone so I called a Man-Vote.
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The phrase you shout to your friend when you see THAT enormously fat girl come towards you, shaking the floor like a whale would if it could walk. Not just a fatty - a fatty fatty!
oh my days its the whale - man the harpoons!!
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To drive right on the dotted white lane divider, which gives the same effect as Pac-Man eating dots.
There was this moron today pac manning down the motorway
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(ass=<tits>everything<pussy)/face
One can calculate the overall physical attractiveness of a female by entering values into the Man Formula.
The formula is derived as follows. One can conclude that tits are greater than ass on general principle. In addition, tits are better than everything because you can titifuck. Titifucking, while the shit, is nothing compared to actual pussy, therefore, pussy is greater than everything.
The reason for dividing by face is because if the face is zero, that bitch should not even be considered. She does not exist.
Keso: Yo my nig, according to the Man Formula, I should be tapping that ass.
Zach: Naw you dumb African, her face is a zero. She does not exist.
Keso: Nigga you are gay and rude.
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The Slender Man was created on the Something Awful forums in a thread to create paranormal images. Since then, more and more pictures have come around of him, making him an internet phenomenon. A series of Youtube videos were and are being uploaded on Marble Hornet's channel, all of them a story about people who are being followed by the Slender Man. Slender Man is depicted as being unnaturally tall, with very long limbs or tentacles that he can adjust the length of. He has the need to kidnap children, and his limbs are said to hypnotize them, making them unable to stop themselves from walking into them. When they are captured, it is unknown what happens, although it is suggested Slender Man takes them to an alternate universe. Sometimes a piece of cloth is left behind when children are taken. Slender Man blends in with trees, and usually hides in plain sight. The more you know about him, the closer he gets.
"Look over at that group of trees"
"I bet Slender Man in hiding in there"
Guy #1: I keep seeing a really tall guy everywhere I go. He just stares at me.
Guy #2: It was nice knowing you.
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The type of guy who will open doors for you and treat you with great respect. Always likes to have a good time, but likes to chill sometimes as well.
Man 1: What type of dude are you?
Man 2: Just a simple Mississippi Man
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When a man uses his dick either soft, chubby or full erect and rotates it like a plane propeller making a slapping noise as it hits either side of his leg or belly with his hands on his hips saying "man twerk, man twerk."
My girlfriend asked me to do my best twerk move after we saw magic mike so I pulled my pants down and gave her the frontal man twerk!
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