valentine buddy

When two single friends don't have a valetine on Valentine's Day, but want to spend it with someone without any romantic feelings involved.

Nicole: James is my Valentine buddy this year. We're going to dinner.
Gail: I thought y'all were just friends?
Nicole: We are. Why spend the evening alone when you can spend it with a friend though?

Crystal: You want to be my Valentine buddy this year?
Brandon: What are our plans?
Crystal: watch horror movies and eat pizza.

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Orgasm buddy

The type of Buddy you go to knowing you will leave having had an orgasm (orgasm buddy)

I went to my orgasm Buddies place because it had been a while since I had gotten off
The type of Buddy you go to knowing you will leave having had an orgasm
(Orgasm buddy)

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scratch buddy

a non-committed sexual arrangement between two consenting adults. When both have an itch and desire an uncomplicated scratching of that itch.

"No we're not serious, she's just my scratch buddy."

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buddy uggy

Epic Gamer Person, never will simp and probably an Asian.

He the coolest dude you'll ever meet

Yo invite Buddy Uggy to the chat

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smuggle buddy

noun: a friend/partner in crime (acebooncoon) that is smuggling illegal paraphernalia with you. this could include, but is not limited to: drugs, weapons, illegal aliens themselves, kids for the priest, prostitutes, etc.

a smuggle buddy can also be your stash of illegal paraphernalia. it is pocket-sized or can fit in a backpack/messenger/purse and of course, for more desperate situations and best concealment, an anal cavity.

delivery boy: hey man, can you be my smuggle buddy for this one delivery? i can't fit a whole pound in my pockets.

SM: yeah, but you owe me- you remember what happened last time...


dealer: you brought the half, right?

-naw man, i had chuck my smuggle buddy over the bridge...so the cops wouldn't find it on me.

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office buddy

a co-worker you are friends with

I got a Christmas gifts for my office buddy.

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Ex-buddy

An ex who has become a fuck buddy where the only connection is sex. Not to be confused with friends with benefits as you're really not friends.

You: Hey you know that person I used to date a while back ago?

Friend: Yeah I thought you two broke up?
You: We did, but started having sex again like we're fuck buddies. I guess that makes them my ex-buddy, huh?
Friend: Yep sure does!

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