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When a man shaves his pubes, puts them aside, then fucks a girl or guy in the ass, then pulls his dick out and sprinkles his pubes on his shit covered shaft.
Jason- I was with a girl last night and she shaved my pubes
Len- did you give her a planet of the apes chimney sweep?
The only phrase that can be put anywhere and make sense.
The toilet is broken again .. fucking apes!!
When someone gets their spit and mucus and they inject into their relatives but then they fish all of it out with their tongue
My brother Alabama ape shocked me with their spit my butt is so clean
Ape Cunt is very similar to Ape Shit, however the key difference is pertains to a female. Specifically, an angry, infuriated, livid bitch.
Joe: "Hey, you talk to Rich?"
Tim: "nah, not since his wife caught him at the strip club. She went all Ape Cunt on his ass!"
Found in Warrnambool the King Ape is a rare species that survive by catching Salmon the swim upstream during winter.
King Ape goes by the name of Bretty B