Capel St Mary

A quite big village outside of Ipswich, in Suffolk.
It has 3 churchs, a co-ops, bakery, lucky star, hairdressers, greengrocers, news agents, a library and a school.

Capel st Mary is an amazing village

That is so Capel St Maryish

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St Mary’s Ascot

A private catholic girls school in Ascot, England that produces social climbers and backstabbers. half of the students suffer from an ED or addiction. The abbreviation this school uses is SMAS

rah mate she goes to St Mary’s Ascot definitely not the girl for me

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St Mary Berea

A catholic grade school serving grades k-8 in Berea Ohio that emphasizes memorization over learning.

Teacher at St Mary Berea: "Study hard for your test on Monday! I've prepared a rigorous study guide for the exam!"

Student: *looks over the guide for 5 minutes* "ehh"

Monday:

Teacher: *passes out test*
Student: "Uh, I think there is a mistake? Isn't this the study guide?"

Teacher: *wink*

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st. louis glamor

Any item, piece of clothing, gesture, etc. that people who are not sophisticated think is sophisticated. Think of something any "real housewife" would wear, buy, or say.

I can't believe the interior design of this house. It's St. Louis glamor at it its worst.

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st x louisville

louisville’s very own school for the gays. uniform skirts are known for being relatively small/cheeky. whilst this is unsurprising, considering the students love to -roll- them in attempt to attract the opposite (or same) gender. hair braiding is one of their state wide recognized sports. “BRAIDING IS A SPORT” is one of their most infamous battle cries. some might say that st x is bad at football, but they prefer the wording to sound more like “physically challenged” (even thought they beat trinity once and had a batmitzfa type celebration in their less than adequate student section, i digress). some might ask, why is their swim team SO good??! in fact, st x swimmers are very modest, and since it is their best sport, some of them even grow up to be PRO lifegaurds and their local country club and/or neighborhood pool. go tigers!

“st x louisville is amazing”

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St Elmo’s Fire

A painful itching and burning STD usually contracted from a now catholic priest Elmo.

Bert felt anger and betrayal as the dr explained that Ernie was suffering from a bad case of St Elmo’s fire

At one time you could only get St Elmo’s fire in a dark alley off of Sesame Street but now there is a large outbreak at church camp.

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St Brides Major

Little country bumpkin village a few hours from cardiff. renouned for it's little thatched cottages and victorian atmosphere. Very quiet and relaxing place to live with the majority of the population being at least 80. Local hangouts include spa and the fox and hounds (the only pub for miles around)

why don't we go away for a country retreat for the weekend. lets go to st brides major

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