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Something Canadians used to defend their homes and families with, until the country went commie. Now almost as rare as rocking-horse shit.
Wow! Is that a real silver dollar? Those are as rare as a Canadian shotgun!
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To watch the hockey game while doing it doggy style with a fatty
i rode a canadian ox cart during the oilers game
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When three canadians apologize to each other until they all climax...apologetically of course...eh
Yesterday in line at the bank. A little old couple and I had a good old fashion Canadian three way.
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Also known as the Hudson Plane landing on January 15th, 2009 was an attack by the Candians using their own wild life i.e. Canadian Geese to bring down an American Airliner. This will not be accepted and action should be taken against Canada.
Guy #1: Hey man, you remember that plane that landed on the Hudson?
Guy #2: Yeah what about it?
Guy #1: Do you remember how it went down?
Guy #2: Uhh yeah birds flew into the engines right?
Guy #1: Yes but what kinds of birds?
Guy #2: Ummm Geese right?
Guy #1: Canadian Geese!!!!
Guy #2: Ohmigod!!! Those son of a bitches!!!
Guy #1: Exactly we need to do something about this!!
Guy #2: Premptive Strike!!!!
Guy #1: Hellz yeah!!!
Guy #2: Man this will go down in history as the infamous Canadian Geese Attack.
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Whilst receiving fellatio the man forcefully sticks his big toe up the woman's asshole.
Man 1: I was just sitting there getting my penis sucked.
Man 2: That sounds awesome.
Man 1: It was even better when I turned it into a Canadian Whale Penis!
Man 2: What the hell is that?
Man 1: I put my big toe in her anus.
Man 2: WOW! I want to try that!
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Wool Mittens that have been used for giving saskatoonie handy jays. The mittens might have a slight musty smell to them.
Brad, dude , your moms hands smell like she has been wearing canadian meat mittens!
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When you are fucking someone doggie style, and you pull their arms out from under them.
I was fucking that queer, and then i gave him a Canadian Lawn Mower.
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