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What college or high school students do when they want to need to study but want to Netflix and chill
" hey want to Netflix and chill?"
"I would but I need to study "
"That's okay, we can flash card and freak"
"On my way"
A hispanic person who supports Trump
That Green Trump Card doesn't realize after he votes for that guy he's gonna get deported
When you are no longer in contact with a person, but they still mail you a birthday card on your birthday!?!?
We haven't talked in months, but apparently we are on Birthday Card Status!
When your parents are in the next room so you and your sister go to pound town quietly
Brother: looks like we might have to pull the ole' Louisiana library card today, mom and dad are home *insert a subtle "Yee yee"*
Sister: mom and dad died in the crash 8 years ago brother...you gotta let it go..
When you meet someone in a Hallmark store who looks like a real life version of a Precious Moments doll and then immediately know that you have to get married to them.
Jake met her at the greeting card store and they totally locked eyes and then boom, got a greeting card marriage.
I met this fresh hottie at tha club. We went back to her place and after some fooling around I slid the v card.