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When you are no longer in contact with a person, but they still mail you a birthday card on your birthday!?!?
We haven't talked in months, but apparently we are on Birthday Card Status!
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When your parents are in the next room so you and your sister go to pound town quietly
Brother: looks like we might have to pull the ole' Louisiana library card today, mom and dad are home *insert a subtle "Yee yee"*
Sister: mom and dad died in the crash 8 years ago brother...you gotta let it go..
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What college or high school students do when they want to need to study but want to Netflix and chill
" hey want to Netflix and chill?"
"I would but I need to study "
"That's okay, we can flash card and freak"
"On my way"
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During a game of poker:
the kind of twat that goes the entire round bluffing with completely nothing and then wins only by the sheer luck of the last card
there needs no example, you will know if you've suffered at the hands of these last card wankers
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dumb kid: HA GAY
ME: UNO REVERSE CARD
dumb kid: NO
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Card u can play on ur best friend to make sure they will help u cus they r ur best friend can only be used once a month and in appropriate sense
Becky I'm using my best friend card so u have to make sure jake isn't cheating on me!
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When you meet someone in a Hallmark store who looks like a real life version of a Precious Moments doll and then immediately know that you have to get married to them.
Jake met her at the greeting card store and they totally locked eyes and then boom, got a greeting card marriage.
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