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This can only be properly performed when you have diarrhea. You run up to someone while they are either sleeping or looking away or somehow distracted, and you shit your liquidy-ass shit onto their head.
The first fraternity party I ever went to, I was chocolate attacked by a 350-pound sack of shit named Jeb.
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wow! that one was obviously a chocolate hostage. where's the newspaper?
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When a man invades your Polish tunnel and you offer no resistance
i had a chocolate hitler last night.
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You poop on a girls chest, which acts as the icecream (chocolate of course), then bust a nut all over your poop, which is the whipped cream. add sprinkles if needed. Also, you can put a used tampon on top as the cherry.
Dude i was fuckin' this dirty Carvel chick and took her out back and gave her a chocolate sunday
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The act of deficating on a partners belly then blowing bubbles in it.
Jaime's stomach was just laying out there nice and bare, so I just could not resist performing the most incredible chocolate raspberry on her stomach, it was simply the most spectacular act I have ever performed on a tranny.
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A prank where you place shit under the armpit of a sleeping girl and tickle her waist so she closes her arms and squeezes the shit into a croissant shape.
Randal gave stacy a chocolate croissant after she got too wasted
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