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When you have not got your pottermore welcome e-mail yet, and feel like your heart was ripped out of your chest, and it will never come. In worst cases, you accept the fact that you are a squib.
Girl: Do you want to come out?
Boy: No. All i want in the universe is my pottermore welcome e-mail! Oh, face it, I have pre-pottermore depression!
The period post Showtime when you miss the amazing people you have been on stage with for many nights and so you remain is a sad sombre state waiting till the next year's show is ready to be written.
Man the Post Showtime Depression hits hard
What a hen goes through after she lays her eggs. This can be applied to humans who'll will only accept chicken planks as fish sticks OR? They just totally don't get chicken.
Tommy: "Chad seemed bummed about dinner; I told him we were having chicken planks and chips and his response was, 'Oh, yippie! Fish sticks! Yum!'"
Timmy: "He may have Post Poultry Depression."
The Type of "Depression" one can only come out of with the help of the Writings of Jahseh Dwayne Ricardo Onfroy
Dickhead: X hElPeD mE wItH mY DePrEsSiOn
Sensible person: Then you weren't deppressed you just had White Girl Depression
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The moment right after you cum while masturbating, that you question doing it in the first place and feeling like shit.
“Man, I had super bad P.J.D (Post Jerk Depression)last week. I haven’t beat my meat since then.”
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In which one attends such an awesome party, that the next few days seem bland and horrible.
Most of year 10 at MWSC was suffering pretty bad Post Party Depression after the prom last friday. the rest where all hung over.
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A gacha who spends all day in the gucci store buying red gucci gloves just for everyone to mistake them for bracelets. This makes them really frustrated which is why they're often seen crying. Because they have now ran out of money to buy gucci, they have now resorted to gucci trafficking, for what they tend to wear all black. They are extremly dangerous and their gucci gives them special powers that turn them into an edgy demon and make them sing edgy songs in their school rooftops. If you see one, please run and call the authorities.
Normal human being: Nice gucci bracelets
Depressed gacha kid: FOR THE LAST TIME THEY ARE GUCCI GLOVES, NOT BRACELETS
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