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When one's feces repeatedly breaks the anus plane, touching air, and returning from whence it came. This is generally due to inconsiderate parents insisting, "We'll be leaving in five minutes" throughout the course of a two-hour trip to Lowes.
I was prairie dogging when i was watching 2girls1cup, but i was on the edge of my seat, so i stayed put.
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Often found on the soles of the newest pairs of shoes
your friend has bought a new pair of trainers, by the time he gets home they will have been magnetically drawn to dog crap within 3 inches of wherever s/he put his/her foot
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n. (possibly of Irish origin): A bad mood, characterized by anger, depression, or a mixture of the two. Emotional malaise. An antisocial mood. Sometimes synonymous with a 'purple rain.'
"I'm just telling you this because I don't like seeing you in a black dog every day." -Leo Shannon (Da Vinci's Inquest.)
"Best to stay away from me today, because I feel a black dog coming on."
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The fans of BarceLoLna who only know to talk trash about real Madrid.
These barka dogs are so jealous of real Madrid's UCL title.
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One of the greatest comic strips ever to appear in 2000AD. The death of the main character in the end, Johnny Alpha, was so prolific, it was mentioned in an episode of Spaced.
"Just don't forget whose shoulder you cried on when the last one dumped you."
"I won't."
"Or when Johnny Alpha got killed by that big flying monster in 2000AD"
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"Dude, shocks is such a dog in a bun, always making those dirty baseball plays and pwning cod mod"
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A sexual act where a male participant inserts both testicles up the anus of his partner - be the partner male or female.
Allegedly so called because the act resembles the challenge of washing two dogs, at the same time, in the same bath tub.
I was washing the dogs. No sooner had I got one in, and turned around to get the other, the first one popped out so I was back to square one...
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