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A person who has no eyebrows so he has a nine-inch forehead. He is also so addicted to taming.io that he plays it all day during class, grinds it at home, and would pay his life savings to actually be good at the game (which he isn't).
The Forehead Fairy: The forehead fairy will bless you with his nonexistent taming skills!
Everyone else: no! RUN! Get it away from me!
Hey, I am not a drug dealer, I don't profit! I'm just a drug fairy.
Someone who gives or loans just enough money for food, usually ordering them a pizza online.
Hey I’m completely broke and don’t get paid until Friday, could I get a wish from the pizza fairy?
No worries friend pizza is going to be there soon. Pizza fairy ftw!
The act of Female Masturbation: Involving intensive clitoral stimulation.
After a long day at work nothing beats using a brand new vibrator to punch the fairy
he is a small lumberjack about four inches tall with wings a plaid shirt and overalls. he visits all girls in their sleep on their 13th birthday and hits them between the legs with a hachet, making what we know as a vagina.
hachet fairy: i woke up after my party and had a sensitive hole inbetween my legs, and now i have the desire to put foreign items deep within it.
megan: yeah that happened to me last year and so i stuffed it with trash and what not, now i have horrible acne in this area so i wouldnt advise acting on your impulse
The question that you would use to ask someone is stupid and retarded.
Bro why’d you do that, Do you see fairies?
That gay guy sitting on his stoop is a total slum fairy.