Dick fingers

Someone who fumbles every thing he picks up, catches and gives to anyone. Dick fingers shows up at the bar, in a football game, making a sandwich - everywhere you can imagine.

Dave: Hey Bob, pass the salt.
**Bob drops the salt shaker everywhere, ruining everyone's food**
Dave: You fucking Dick Fingers...

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butt finger

to stick one's finger up their own ass while sleeping. Then place that finger near their nose!

Dude, it was hilarious! Last night we got completely thrashed and butt fingered Ronnie!

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Wizard finger

When the ash on a joint, cigarette, blunt, or cigar gets very long. It usually curves downward and grows until it no longer can hold on.

-Check out the huge wizard finger on this blunt.

-Last night Elliott had the biggest wizard finger going!

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smelly finger

This would generaly be the outcome of going to bed with an itchy hiney.

Confucious say: "Man go to bed with itchy hiney...
Wakes up with smelly finger."

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Jew Fingers

A person who after touching something makes it highly unluck for every person here after.

Dammit matt, you touched my Magic deck again with your damn jew fingers didnt you. Now this deck sucks.

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itchy finger

Meaning you really want to hit someone so your finger inches to slap someone like in romeo and juliet.

or in more current times an itchy finger is saying i want to pull the trigger on this gun and kill someone.

Storti: give me the drugs

Griffith: nahh not till you give me the money

Storti: hey bitch i gotta itchy finger for blood right now so just give me my shit.

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arsenio finger

slang for a blunt tube filled with "tuff". Called this because of the resemblence between the former FOX network show host Arsenio Hall's long fingers which appear to resemble a blunt

man pass that 'senio finger over here as you have been hogging it for long enough.

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