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Those friends you HAVE to be friends with out of respect for someone you actually do like (especially your spouse). You see them at parties you don’t want to go to, you invite them to your parties and they don't bring anything, they friend request you, they ask you personal questions, they tell eveyone you are really good friends, you secretly hope they get a new job out of the country.
"So-and-so, or one of my friends-in-law, just showed up. After he gave me the half empy bag of chips he brought to share he asked me how our bankruptcy was going. Don't tell him personal sh*t and don't invite him anywhere ever again."
The friend you are closest to. No other friends are as close to a best friend as your best friend. They never leave you out, and actually care about you greatly. They are people who you tell everything to. They love, you and never call anyone else their best friend. They can also be rude, but never take it to offense. Share tons of inside jokes
You don't compare to my best friend
Someone you have de-friended on Facebook but still see around, in an awkward manner.
Oh, he's a de-friend... Awkward!
I pretended to be on the phone earlier when I walked past him, he's a de-friend.
I saw her out the other night, I gave her a dirty look as I'm now her de-friend.
Someone who is there for you no matter what the situation may have been before. Forever will have some type of feelings for one another and this friendship cant be broken.
Jill & John are the cutest perfect friends!! I love them!
A friend who is consider a blood relative by the family. A friend who is closer than a best friend. Someone who knows you without even having to speak to you or ask you what's wrong. A friend who is there
Man Dametries is such a great friend-brother
Taxing your friends or partners by taking a portion of they're meal.
Friend 1:"Hey you just jacked my fries!!!"
Friend 2:"I didn't jack them! That was Friend Tax."
Unlike a friend with benefits, in which the priority is the friendship with sexual favors on the side, a "benefit with friends" almost exclusively prioritizes hooking up, with the possibility of being only loose acquaintances in public.
Sally is my benefit with friends. We'll fuck, but that's about it.