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Guido with the hard G is the Germanic variant of the Italian version. A Germanic Guido is usually from Europe and will most likely never set foot on American soil due to the fact that the Italian version is a complete disaster there. The Germanic Guido has a dark sense of humor and is mostly considered insane, although accepted by most as an okay person.
Germanic Guido being defined:
Person 1: Did you see how Guido blew up his desk with a stash of fireworks?
Person 2: Yea, they should lock him up or something.
Person 1: Ah well, at least he's the Germanic variant.
The poop that looks like a chocolate bar, often eaten for practical jokes
This chocolates terrible!
It's a German chocolate bar is probably why
The most awkward, intricate, and fascinating people on the planet.
Germans, much like Americans, value technology and “new things”.
Germans, if you will, might be considered “emo” or “emotional”. Germans never fail to make a situation more poetic.
If I could describe him in one word, it would be German.
The easiest language in the world:
Zeug = things
Fahrzeug = Drive thing = car
Werkzeug = Work thing = tool
Grünzeug = Green thing = Plant
Flugzeug = Fly thing = Plane
The German accent is hard to get rid of.
He’s a Mexican with a height disadvantage and has a carrot penis.
German is the guy in nugget porn.
Someone who has a $2,000 gaming mouse and can drag click 500 CPS, typically INSANE at bridging in minecraft 1.8.9, and has a bigger dick than everyone else in the world combined.
Man I'm so terrible at bridging, I wish I was German.
Driving to Milwaukee to get railed in a hotel room
She was German so she drove an hour and a half to Milwaukee so we could have sex in my hotel room