Half-Assed

When you have sex with only your pants off. Often typical during high school years when parents are upstairs and you don't want to get caught.

Also translates to the widely accepted term of "doing things half way" or "not 100%." The sexual context is the original form of "half-assed'

We were freakin it in her basement, and her parents came down. Good thing we were half-assed, otherwise we would have been caught.

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half ply

When having sexual intercourse with a buff woman, she curls your body and gives you oral sex at the same time.

damn, you know that female bodybuilder I was talking to at the bar last night? yeah, so we went to her place and she gave me the half ply.

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Half Dyke

Someone who is bisexual, but indecisive as to which team they bat for. Dithering between homo and hetero sexuality.

A lesbian who is only short and therefore only constitutes half a person

'Nat you're such a half-dyke'
'She can never decide which side of the cookie she likes, what a half dyke'
'Is that allowed, wait, that's a grown woman. What a half dyke'

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gypsy half

When you ask for a gypsy half you are asking for a quarter of a cigarette, usually just past the letters.

Skint Man "Heya can I have half of that."

Man with cigarette "No wai"

Skint Man "Okay how bout a gypsy half"

Man with cigartee "Knock yourself out"

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half dude

is simply a large unattractive black woman who enjoys smaller white boys/men. Typically smelly and repusive to look at.

queen latifa, most women with the name of jade, danyet, lateesha, lafonda, or anything related to that would be a half dude

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half cocked

The state of your cock being neither limp nor hard, but in the middle.

I couldn't get it up, so I had to fuck your mom half cocked

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half-laughed

Usually Dealing With Smoking Marijuana. When You Just Don't Get High Enough And You Need Just A Couple More Hits. It is considered Half-laughed

Come on man just give me one more hit im only half-laughed.

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