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The mental disorder about pretending to be the singer from an ACDC tribute band and fantasising about having double Angus penetration with the guitarist while jacking off onstage.
That guy in that ACDC tribute band had BRIAN'S JOHNSON SYNDROME and left a sticky mess on Malcolm...
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The leftie pitcher for the NY YANKS
Here is the pitcher for the new york yankees: RANDIZZLE JONHSON
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If I could suck your dick for a penny, you'd have a pound.
Boris Johnson, solid bloke, noticed that bulge too
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She is perfect in every way she is the ideal girlfriend and her and Michael white will be together for ever
Madison hope Johnson is my girlfriend
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The creepy old white man at the public swimming pool who changes butt ass naked in front of little kids with his long penis and saggy balls flopping around.
Little kid scarred for the rest of his life: “Mommy, long Johnson Larry was changing in front of me again and told me to bend over”
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“Tugging my Johnson” is a slang and young term typically used in a jokingly and humorous manner, meaning to masturbate, specifically with a penis. The term is most commonly used by adolescent males. “Tugging my Johnson” was first widely used by American video game streamer; Jynxzi. The phrase gained its popularity through the up-and-coming Twitch content creator.
Tugging my Johnson would be used in the sentence: “Give me 2 minutes, imma go tug my Johnson”
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JJJ for short. He is the most infamous villain in town. He is better than you and you know it. You guys might hate him but haters gonna hate JJJ is the goat.
“ Jonathan Jonathan Johnson just stole my girlfriend”
“I love Jonathan Jonathan Johnson ”
“ he’s so hot”
“ he’s mine”
“ no he’s mine!”
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