Lauren Hawley is every confused (usually repressed emo) frat boys dream girl. Or rather a nightmare girl. She is the devil except like way hotter and not as emotionally stable. She will probably fall in love with you in a week but will be bored soon, so don't get attached. If you like adventure, juuls and doing literally anything impulsively, shes ur jam. Make sure to check in on her tho okay, cause even though she won't respond, it'll matter to her. She thick as hell too ON MY MAMA OOF
Chad: "Jesus Christ! Is that the devil?!"
Brad: "No brother...that's Lauren Hawley."
Lauren can will be the coolest person in your life, she has amazing music taste, very nice and veryyyyyyyy cute don’t let her leave you and you better not leave her you **** anyway Lauren will be a baby sometimes soooo don’t be a meanie and be nice to her :)
guy 1- woah she’s so nice and beautiful who is she
Girl 1- oh that’s just my friends Lauren she’s cool
To be Lauren you will have to be the nicest person and have a pretty good music taste just like one particular Lauren thrasher
She’s beautiful
Guy- she’s so beautiful
Guy-I guarantee she’s called Lauren
Being called Lauren thrasher gives you infinite beauty
the name of the biggest slut in the world, this is a girl who loves to sleep around and try and get with anyone possible. she would get with a homeless man if it meant her pum was getting beat. she will chat to your man weather shes your friend or not. overall she is just a jezz bag
she done a lauren tate on me, eg she slept with my man
The most amazing girl in the entire world she deserves the best
She is such a nice person when ever someone is feeling down she just knows how to cheer them up
Even when she should "strongly dislike" someone she doesn't because she is way to amazing
Lauren I am sorry about everything you deserve the best. I know when your older your ganna do great things with your life because your a smart and talented woman
I just want you to be happy.
I love you "too infinity and beyond" -Buz Lightyear
Lauren Kelsie forkner is so smart