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An urban game played on Neg's Urban Sports on Balls Of Steel.
To play, you sit next to a stranger on a bench, bus etc and act extremely weird and offputting. The aim of the game is to make the target move away or change seats to get away from you as quickly as possible. The faster they move, the more points you get.
Played Make Them Move the other day, guy broke my nose.
A term used by management when they attempt to look good to the inspectors, bill collectors, media, and regulators as to why they will not attempt to follow previously set rules and regulations.
This term is often used when something is taken past normal limitations and specifications.
This decision often saves the company from short term expenses and explanations but in a longer time frame can cost several times more than the early simple fix would have.
Employee: Sir, there is no oil in the engine and the manual says to immediately shut down and fill with oil.
Manager: After looking at the problem, we have used our conservative decision making that the engine must still be ran for the time being until we have the funds and a good time to add oil.
2 days later.
Employee: Well sir, I told you there was no oil in the engine and due to our conservative decision making we decided to keep it running but it now will no longer operate until we buy a replacement engine.
After a couple have an argument and decide to settle it with sexual relations.
The best sex there is!
1) You whore....wanna have make up sex?
2) dude, me and da missius had make up sex last night.it was da bomb
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abbreviation for "make-out session". quality time spent in the batter's box and at first base.
-longer than just a quick kiss - at least five minutes of dedicated snogging.
-always involves horizontality
Sorry, I missed the last inning due to a superb make-out sesh with Dustin.
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The art involving making bagel bites..
1. Preheat oven to 450 degrees F
2. When that temp is acheived place cookie tray of 9 bagel bites in for 10 minutes
3. Take out and let cool
4. Rub them on your face and dance
Oooo i jus' love making bagel bites
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To engage in sexual intercourse, while being IN LOVE with your partner. Not just to "get some".
Her and her boyfriend made sweet love on the beach.
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Time to go to work. Applies generally, to any task/activity. Or, to leave home for one's place of employment. Usually expressed in a dreary, I'd-really-rather-stay-home-and-masturbate kinda way.
Man kisses wife as he grabs his keys. "Time to make the donuts."
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