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A wispy beard often grown by a teenager or young adult.
Dad"you got bum fluf shave it of!"
Son"ok"
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collective noun (like a murder of crows) describing a group of two or more maloderous people.
Bartender to waitress upon opening for the day: Get the Fabreeze, Flo, here comes a stink of bums.
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Someone serving in the military reserves whose only form of employment is the reserves.
How did my neighbor afford a new hot tub? He only works 6 days a month as a reserve bum!
Maj Beeman was furloughed from Delta Airlines last week. Looks like he’ll be reserve buming for a while.
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Those tangy remnants of sweat, skin, hair and fecal matter around the bum hole. Makes eating the booty an either treasured or dreaded experience.
Her bum zest was clinging to my goatee for days.
Carla was aching for me to eat her booty hole but the bum zest was too much for me to stick my nose in there.
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Line up and take it up the bum! 2,3,4 or better still more, all get involved in the Train of Bum. It's not Gay, it's just constructive exercise between mates.
Anyone can make a woman scream. It's takes a real man to make a bloke scream like a little boy who's been stung on the finger by a wasp!
Instigator: "Who's up for a Bum Train later on tonight?
Everyone else: "Too right, rate 'ard."
Instigator: "Bags' in middle!!!"
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When you tie an old pair of shoes together, fill them with change, toss them over power lines and wtach the bums try to get them down for the change.
Vic in No-Cal created the bum pinata
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