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My personal story: I'm going to refer to him as Master and me as slave. Master always picks slave up at the location they first met. Master takes me back to his place and allows me play. During said playtime...I may or may not have drank the juices right from him. I had things to do that day but when he dropped me off, I got in my car and made it to to the bank across from the store that he picked me up from. I still had to do some shopping, after my banking I drove right away and forgot about my shopping. I live 30 minutes away from my Master and I don't even remember the drive there. I do know that I missed my exit and when I realized where I was I had to reroute back to home. I told him later what happened and he said I was cum drunk. I've never had that happen before. Just a slave here saying that it really is a thing.
Did you find your way home or are you still cum drunk?
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When you drink 2-3 beers and get blackout, fall down drunk. Later you are taken home and deposited on the couch. When you wake up the next day, you falsely claim that you were roofied. Also, you were supposed to be the designated driver.
I'm just having a few beers tonight, but I'm gonna get "Kellerman drunk. "
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when a guy/girl consumes a large, almost insane amount of cum and feels the effects of being impaired
Mike Southwood drank so much cum and when he put that 5th cock in his mouth, he was so cum drunk, he almost passed out.
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A person who cannot control their intake and end up at a baby shower getting plastered, usually followed by slurring and making really stupid comments.
Liza, celeste or Karla are classified as drunk girls
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when you get so drunk that you get with a 400-pound beast, it's like wearing 3 beer goggles
dude, i got j4l drunk last night and woke up next to UIUCfalkster this morning
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The inability to perform tasks or carry on coherent conversations after waking up from a nap
After sleeping the afternoon away, Holly was too nap drunk to do her homework.
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A phone call made in poor judgement
Drunk dialing:
<vcv> i called eden and her bf picked up
<vcv> and i said "who the fuck is this?"
<vcv> oops
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