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It’s full of light skin curly heads that claim there curls are all natural and vape like it’s going outta style
Yooo you wanna go to Johnston, Rhode Island I got some bud there
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Rhode Island Syndrome: the act of meeting someone in a random place and knowing them from some other point in your life; this act must be repeated at leat twice a day to be considered RIS
Human: Dr. Thomas sent me over here to pick up my perscription.
Pharmiscist: Oh Joe? Yeah he just called. We were golfing earlier today.
Human: Really? How ironic.
Pharmiscist: Hey, did you go to URI?
Human: Yeah, I was a Ramett in class 1988, you look familliar...
Pharmiscist: I was class 1989! We must have Rhode Island syndrome.
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Dp will never compete with king henrik. Their gm is the reason they suck. What kind of idiot trades Spezza and Chara for Yashin
THE NEW YORK ISLANDERS WILL GET CRUSHED BY THE RANGERS ON TUESDAY APRIL THIRD.
The New York Islanders will get crushed by the Rangers on Tuesday April 3rd
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a used condom floating in a river
I saw a rubber glove floating in the river and I thought it was a 5 finger coney island whitefish
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Some of these girls are snobby, rich, fake tanned prissy girls. and yes some of them wear their Uggs in the summer with a mini skirt, and again yes some of them pay waaaayyy too much for their clothes and bags...correction daddy pays waaayy to much for their clothes and bags. But, some of us are strong gorgeous women who are driven. some of us are down to earth fun girls who are just real people who get associate with a horrible stereotype of being completely standoffish and bitchy toward everyone. some of us don't talk with a strong accent at all and speak quite eloquently. some of us are judged by those who don't know two anything about long island and the people who live here. And lastly some of us "Long Island girls" who are smart beautiful and kind, don't like being grouped into this idea of what we should be. Thank you!
Person not from Long Island: Your from Long Island?! Really!? You don't sound or look like it!?
Long island girl: Oh I'm sorry I didn't know we were our own species. I'll change my self as to fit your stereotype of us. So what about you? You don't look like an ignorant ass. I guess you just can't judge by looks anymore.
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Girls and boys from Staten Island have these "accents". Mostly girls, but also some boys. Some are very thick, and some aren't. We 'staten islanders' pronounce COFFEE as CAWFFEE. sometime's it is hard to understand what we're saying. Not ALL people from staten island have staten island accents. People usually describe the accent by telling us we add an extra "A" to the end of some words.
Erica: "hey, can i have some cawfee?"
Vic: " why don't you get it yaself, yer so lazy ."
Chris: "ah you have Staten Island Accents?!"
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Mike: "yooo i want some sawsages right now. Im gonna count to fawh and you betta get me some."
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Girl 1: "oh my gawwwwd, i hate ha so much. its like ridiculous."
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Girl 2: "my mom said you could come ovaa lata and we'll see what we can do, maybe we could to the mawll."
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is possibly the best beach ever. and ron jons? uhh try again. they rip you off. thats stores for wannabes. you gotta go to the surfshack or farias. thats where its at. and 7th street used to have the best surf till all those annoying ass shoobies came that skimboard? fuck that shit surfings the way to go.
shoobie: "wanna go to ron jons in long beach island?"
local" uhh no?"
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