not so tight end

After anal sex, a man removes his penis from his partner's asshole (preferrably female). The man then takes his shit covered penis and wipes it underneath her eyes. Thus making her look like a football player with black grease marks under her eyes. Similar to the Dirty Sanchez

She was really mad when I gave her the not so tight end. What's crazy is she really likes football. I told her not to worry because the shit will come off.

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So, how's School?

Something older folks often say to try to get to know you, or to keep a conversation going when there is nothing left to say. This will usually happen during every conversation, and is commonly used on people ages 15-22.

Older Gentleman: "So that's all I really needed to talk to you about..."

Young Man: "Alright, sounds good. I'll give you a call next week."

Older Gentleman: "Ok... So, how's school?"

........

Young Man: "I'm actually on Summer Vacation..."

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so true

a phrase made popular by mattiasbaby and everyone stole it 😊

so true

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So is your face!

A payout used to react to another payout or saying

Person 1: Your Gay!
Person 2: So is your face!

Person 1: What are you doing tomorrow night?
Person 2: So is your face!

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So fucking twat?

Variation of "So fucking what?"
Same use... Question to ask when someone makes a stupid statement. As I am sure you will use it extensively, it is recommended to record it to play ad nauseam (to a disgusting or ridiculous degree; to the point of nausea).

"The world is ending in 2012"

So fucking twat?

"The economy is cyclical"

So fucking twat?

"Your wife is cheating on you"

So fucking.... twat???

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Why so serious?

What The Joker wants to know.

My father was...a drinker, and one night when he was especially crazy. My mother grabbed a kitchen knife, and daddy didn't like that. No, not at all. He took the knife, and started cutting up her face, laughing the whole time. After he's done, he looks at me and says, "Why so Serious?"

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I'm So Beat

The phrase used by guidos to describe how tired they are, exhausted, or just for the heck of it.

Jeff: hey man, whats going on?
Greko: aww man I'm So Beat

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