a small blonde haired kid that hangs around with "hard people" like danny liam and john he goes around oakbank school getting chases smoking trying to pull birds and then going with them "if hes lucky" twagging or truanting generally acting hard.
"in a really deep voice" hey its me sam ashley wanna cum down 2 graveyard n twag(truant) we can get sum fit chavs and go wiv em and if my dick has grown 1mm we can have cex!!!
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A super sexy dude who is funny as fuck makes the faces of a comedic mastermind and every one loves this man no matter who it is prez Obama to the king of the African jungle
African king: hey sam looking fly
Black Sam: thanks BRUH you too
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Podcast host, neuroscientist, philosopher (sure, okay), and critic of religion. Author of The End of Faith.
Sam Harris really is just Mr Thought Experiment Man
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The red mustache/patches that is left after a girl decides to get her face waxed... particularly eyebrows and lip
"Damn girl, what happened to yo face!"
"I had to get my face waxed for prom.. is it obvious?"
"Check out that 'stache! You look like Calamity Sam!.... firecrotch"
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A website that helps in GCSE revision used by most schools - we all love it !!!
Bob : Hey have u been revisin
Bob2 : Yes sam learning its brill
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the fucking man; a god among west coast quarter backs
Every year Sam Keller chooses one lucky first born child to be thrown into the sun.
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the cutest, sweetest guy you will ever meet. very talented at sports and knows how to treat a lady very well, also very sensitive. the man that will make you fall head over heels for him and is always nice to you no matter what.
who's that he's sexy, i wanna lick his abs
oh thats sam tuttle. typical
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