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After a one night stand, take a massive shit in their toilet before leaving.
Hey I was at that girl Megan’s house last night, I left her a San Diego Adios when I left!
The ultimate final destination
Hey kids let’s go to San Fran Saigon!!!
Clouds so dense with smog, they resemble smoke
While me and Sarah were at the park, we saw a San Francisco clouds moveing in
The act of breaking a bed frame whilst having intercourse with multiple people and continuing to have intercourse on the ground.
Brandon and friends had a San Andreas Barbecue and now I have nowhere to sleep.
You use the San Fran Rule to avoid lengthy indecisive discussions about what restaurant to eat at or what to do next weekend. The first person will tell the other(s) to give 3 choices and the first person MUST pick from 1 of the 3 choices. If more than 3 choices are given, only the first 3 mentioned will be considered. This can be applied to almost anything: what workouts to do with your workout buddy, what club to go to next weekend, etc.
Origins: Circa 2001. You can easily spend 45 minutes driving around San Francisco (or any large city) for both a restaurant and parking because nobody can make up there mind because of all the choices. This has been tested and in use for almost 20 years, and 3 is the perfect number, no more no less.
Them: Babe where do you want to eat tonight?
You: San Fran Rule - what about X, Y, or Z? I'm up for any of those tonight, so you decide for us.
Them: Yeah, Z! Let's go there.
A primitive human from the pre-agricultural era brought to modern times. Commonly fascinated with rocks and Spongebob Squarepants facts.
"Oh fuck Domenic San Filippo has caved my friend's skull in with a stone!"
"Damn. Anyways do you guys remember that SpongeBob episode where...(Insert any SpongeBob episode premise)"
The sexual act of being penetrated in the ass by your partner's dildo while they are simultaneously giving you a handjob. Resembling the cocking of a shotgun.
Carrot Top gave Pauly Shore a nasty San Fran Shotgun last night