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When people are jealous off you. Dont let them bother you. They are jealous of you because you have better game than them, you look better than them and they want to be you. They are trying to make themselves look better and feel better by trying to hate on you.
Daniel: "Michael i just schooled you in hoops"
Michael: "You just got lucky you"
Daniel: "I need to shake them haters off, who lose to me and still think they are better than me."
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To flog the dolphin, pitchin batting practice, choke the chicken, beat the meat, beat the cock, jerkin the gerkin, all that shit... MASTURBATING!
My roommate was Shaking hands with the Germans one day when I walked in.
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A very popular toast when things are looking good or everyone is having a good time.
Here's to Clinking Glasses and Shaking Asses - after 8 hours of wine tasting in Napa, EVERYONE was having a good time...
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When a gay guy gets pounded, He opens the flood gates of hell and shit coming out with it and into a cup for their partner to drink
Damn babe, that was an amazing pineapple cream pie shake.
The one day a year when anyone can shake some ass and not get called a whore!!! So have a great day and shake some ass!
Charli: ADDISON It’s national ass shaking day! You know what that means!
Addison: *starts shaking ass*
having sexual intercourse.
"Did you shake n' bake?"
"After adding some spices like cilantro, paprika, montreal steak spice, and seasoning salt we certainly did."
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Missionary position sex with a woman when it's that time of the month. Giving her the cream pie. Then hosing her down with piss. Washing off any smeared blood and gizz, on her.
It was so bloody when we fucked. Afterwords I gave her a strawberry shake wash down.
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