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A man saucing himself in the shower
I haven't had sex in 3 days I'm going to go make some shower gravy
Takes approximately 3807286467968468765378645379926537297635288787 picoseconds to get warm. If it took 1 second AXE deodorant wouldn't be intoxicating harmless middle schoolers.
-Bruh I can smell that deodorant
-Yeah Shower Water took to long to heat and I fell asleep in the bathroom before it got warm.
-EWW GET AWAY FROM ME!!
its when someone take a shit in your mouth
i had the best black shower ever yesterday with this big woman
A phrase used to describe an accidental death. It may be used to describe a premeditated murder coverup
If you don't like him that much, we can always make him slip in the shower
When you urinate into a rectum. Then after it's full, the person that got pee'd in sprays piss from their asshole and showers recipient.
After I filled her up, she gave me the best Nashville shower I've ever had. Paying the hotel cleaning fee was worth it.
When a woman is taking multiple dicks to the face (usually in a slapping action all at once) in a room with a tile floor and a drain in the middle of the tiled floor. Was popular in Europe around the 1900’s.
( Friend 1) : hey bro, you want to hit the pool later?
(Friend 2) : no thanks , last time I got caught up in a meatier shower!
when youre at a hotel and the bathroom is so small you can take a shit and shower at the same time
person 1: "hows the hotelroom?"
person 2: "its quite small, i even got a shit and shower"