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Desial Tank

It’s a fucking retard. Specifically named Carl with a K. But you don’t have to have the name Karl to be a desial tank. You can just be a fucking retard.

You are a fucking desial tank.
Quit being a desial tank.

by Forfucksssake November 30, 2018


tank's empty

The feeling when your stomach is empty and you're hungry

Cade: What're we doing at Whataburger?

Hound: Tank's empty, bro. Need to refuel with a burger and spicy ketchup.

by KnightofNerdom June 19, 2019


mamba tank

A mamba tank is shay off a pack of bears

Shays a fucking mamba tank

by Finn Parkin October 9, 2020


Tiger Tank

The Panzerkampfwagen was a heavy tank and for some reason seen as the only tank in the German Army which is also seen as the best tank in the world which honestly isn't true this tank in early war It was pretty good out ranging its enemies and being able to TANK a few hits, but in mid war its non-slopped armor was really catching up the Tiger still it's 88mm was holding his own in late war this thing was shit.

Person 1: I LOVE TIGER TANK!!11!!!!!!!!11!!1ONE!111!1 IT'S SO GOOD OMGGGGGGGGGGGG
Person 2: King tiger maybe lmao Tiger I sucked the Panther was better, so was the King Tiger for it was FUCKING SLOPED

by Have I told you the story of E September 19, 2022


gaming tank

A tank with extremely modern features, such as AbramsX or T-14

Guy 1: "Did you see Germany's new gaming tank?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, the reformers' blood is boiling and it's so funny to watch"

by honb December 2, 2022


Friendship Gas Tank

The metaphorical container that holds all the liberties in a friendship. Occasionally needs refilling to keep the friendship in a proper give-take equilibrium. Can be refilled by one friend giving the other friend food, alcohol, sexual favors, money, rides, or even filling their actual gas tank.

Molly: "Mike, can you drive me around to do some errands today?"

Mike: "It's been a while since you filled up the friendship gas tank..."

Molly: "What if I buy you Taco Bell?"

Mike: "Deal"

by Mike the LCB March 20, 2012


narco-tank

The word that is often coined to describe the armored car that drug gangs often ride in for a number of cases. Most commonly it is used to fight of other drug gangs while being in cover. The car is normally black to allow the car to blend in to the night life of most commonly Mexico. Reinforced steel allows the car's passengers to be protected while in it.

Gang member 1: Shit, what's that coming down the road.

Gang member 2: oh shit, looks like a narco-tank, lets shoot it.

Gang member 1: What are you, loko, homie, lets get the senoritas and go gets some cover mother-fucker.

by Mexicos watchful eye May 22, 2011