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The act of lighting up a joint, taking two tokes and then passing it on to your friend, whilst shouting, in a high pitched voice, the word "Hee". This continues through all participants until the joint is finished.
James: Here guys, ive just skinned up a quality spliff, fancy participating in a two toke hee?
Chris: Ye man, sounds good.
Gary: Puff, Puff, Hee
a kid who's parents are very rich (two comma implying a million dollars, ie 1,000,000)
yo cam macneil is a total two comma kid... wouldnt be anywhere without his dad
A male who engages in very short sexual experiences. Only having enough stamina to last for a short while during sex.
Man he played then role of the two hump chump with Sue she was upset he came so quickly
Slang word meaning the shits aka diorrea.
Timothy - "Soz m8 i cant go cinema tonight I got the two bob bits, i'll be shittin like a horse"
A penis that is prone to pre mature ejaculation.
Girl 1: I was with this really hot guy last night.
Girl 2: Did you sleep with him?
Girl 1: Yeah but he prematurely ejaculated so it was over pretty quick.
Girl 2: Oh pity, sounds like he had a Two Minute Noodle.
When you are driving, want to change lanes, and there is someone in the other lane...Quickly jerk the wheel into that lane but stay in your lane. This panics the driver and as they hit the brakes, you get the room you need to safely move into that lane.
This car will not let me over, time to do the texas two step.
Two Thumbs Up was born out of a need to express and extreme delight in a situation / person / movie / music / etc etc.
If something is good it gets a thumbs up.
if something is indescribably brilliant - it gets a 'Two Thumbs Up'
But it's simply not good enough to just say the phrase - you must also physically represent the Two Thumbs Up in a strong motion with both hands.
To be used sparingly.
person 1: 'Did you watch that movie last night?'
person two 2: 'Yes - Two Thumbs Up' (and dont forget the action of Two Thumbs Up)
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person 1: 'kirsten dunst?'
person 2: 'Two Thumbs Up!' (and dont forget the action of Two Thumbs Up)