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crayon painting

When someone (Usually an animal like a dog or cat) wipes their ass on the floor to try to clean their butt.

Sometimes leaving brown streaks, dubbing it "Crayon-Painting".

Yo Alex, Quit Crayon Painting the floor.

by itz_lexiii_ November 29, 2024


Always Fucking The Painting

fucking the painting in game because well why not

Aydin is Always Fucking The Painting in game

by floordaddy May 25, 2023


Montana Paint

Montana Paint is what you get when you mix buffalo shit with snow and smear it on a fence or house. It falls off 9 months later when it thaws but by then you've already been paid and drank all the money.

The house looks like hell, Jimmy. Mix up some Montana paint and freshen up the brown parts for Momma.

by Benny Church November 30, 2012


losing your paint brush

When a guy loses his virginity

Dude you're totally losing your paint brush tonight.

by sir dank wank snog May 10, 2016


Microsoft Paint

Best application ever, you can draw anything you dream of with quality lower than the Nintendo DSi Camera. It is sadly exclusive to Windows so Mac users can't use the best software in history.

Simp: I drew my favorite streamer in a 18+ pose with Microsoft Paint and now I'm gonna print it out and tape it to my pillow.
Everyone else: Ew bro everyone knows you can only use it for drawing masterpieces, get yo crap out of here!

by ltotheando November 16, 2020

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painting the post

Having sex with your girl while she's on her period.

Painting the post can happen once a month.

by Timothyjbrick April 13, 2019


Paint Me In Your Pickles

"Paint Me In Your Pickles" Is a act of BDSM. It involves an individual painting poo on someone elses stomach.

Woman#Paint me in your pickles!

Man#OK, your wish is my command.

by Meesta Whiskas October 1, 2010