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Yet another Video Game Series that was ruined by EA
Plants Vs Zombies 1 was pretty good, but EA Ruined 2
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The Zombie New Year is/would-be the date exactly one year after the Zombie Apocalypse began.
Alternately it would be the date from which Zombies finally conquered the world. Many dispute this, however, stating that it would be impossible unless zombification could be passed on a microbal level. Unless zombification could be passed as such, and infect all manner of life, then technically the Zombie forces could never truly conquer the world.
On the Zombie New Year, survivors strike out at as many zombies as they can.
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Very similar to Nazi Zombies, except Neo Nazi Zombies are mostly talk and just think its cool to shave their heads and wear swastikas.
Kid 1: Dude, i stayed up all night killing Neo Nazi Zombies!
Kid 2: Really!?! are they better than regular Nazi Zombies?
Kid 1: No they just sat in a corner smoking ciggarettes.
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A metric zombie is the byproduct of an American citizen converting to the metric system.
An American learning the metric system.
Dude! Everyone at the mall is acting wierd!
I know. Theyre metric zombies, that damn European store is infecting everyone
Tommy hasn't been the same since his trip to Japan.
I think he's a metric zombie.
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Pizza left out past when it could still be good, as would be found after an apocalypse in many homes and businesses.
1. We went scavenging around in the houses on that street the other day, and didn't find anything worthwhile or interesting, just the usual zombie pizza.
2. Sometimes at a house where students live, all the food you can find is zombie pizza.
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The Zombie Leveling System (ZLS for the sake of this article) is an ingenius method of rating zombies and their abilities. To the masterful eye of a zombie conisseur, any zombie can be instantly rated. The further a zombie has decayed, the higher it's level is. However, the decay level of a zombie eventually reaches a peak, in which its abilities are taken into account. The ZLS has taken into account several zombie abilties. Low level zombies merely have the ability to eat you and stumble around, should you be dumb enough to run into them. However, as zombies get higher in level, they become more agile, and gain abilities like spontaneous combustion, spikes, and wings. A level 50 zombie, is the most feared. Despite how rotten his flesh is his decayed brain can merely think about you, and you will die.
The rotten flesh zombie on fire, is about a level 20 on the Zombie Leveling System.
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The result of placing leeches on your penis to cause lack of erections and shriveling of the penis causing the penis to look pale and scared. this practice originated from texas in 2003 when homosexuals wished to hide their erections when they saw men.
"Dude, I saw a rotting hot-dog yesterday and it looked like a zombie dick."
"I dont want to go in that lake, i'd end up with a zombie dick".
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