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Long Range Laterals is a game that really manly men play while alone in the Men's room. The gameplay is fairly straight forward: The player selects a urinal to stand at, but instead of pissing into that urinal the player pees into the next urinal over, or the one next to that, ad infinitum. The objective is to piss without missing a urinal.
It is considered legitimate for the player to quickly turn towards his own urinal to finish up if he is indeed at the end of his stream. Scoring is based on the honor system, one point is awarded for each urinal that is next in line. Having another player acting as a judge and a look-out is not out of the question, though slightly bizarre.
"Hey, Steve! Did you hear? Barry from procurement said he beat his Long Range Laterals high score on the 2nd floor!"
"What? No way. . . That crazy bastard pissed across 5 urinals?"
When you are separated from your girlfriend or boyfriend because of coronavirus, even if you live in the same city.
"I'm in a Long Distance Coronalationship with my super hot coding boyfriend Jonah even though he lives 3 kilometers away from me and I just want to squiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish him!"
"I haven't seen my boyfriend for weeks because we are in a Long Distance Coronalationship"
you know you go to long lake when :
- you put nutella on everything
- you long for pizza night
- you are either gay, rich, foreign, or jewish
- you live for bagel sunday
- there’s one kid in your bunk who gets the entire bunk sick
- you cry on hell night
- you LOVE aaron abs and owen creative writing
- the meatloaf tastes suspicious and they did sweeney todd last session
- you’ve seen tommy at least 3 times
- you know every word to camp rock and high school musical
- when an upper stone/herm 1 kid yells “no cuts!” but you yell back “cit cuts” even tho you’re not a cit
- you drink the enhanced water
- your bunk is a shitshow
- when you wonder why makii doesn’t choreograph any numbers for the dance show
- you miss dublin
- you come back with an entirely new vocabulary/accent
- all your friends are crazy talented
- you lose all your socks by the end of camp
- the word “sports” haunts you
- will fencing = bae
- you get sick right before your show
- you know where urinetown is
- when you get yelled at while trying to go to the fuck shack
- you’ve been branched
- you’ve had a laundrytastrophy
- you know all the calls during announcements
- you hate at least one of your counselors/unit leaders
jeff scares you
- you HAVE hooked up at camp (don’t deny it, everyone’s done it.)
- literally none of your counselors are from america
- you put on some POUNDS at camp
- you get campsick the day after camp ends because you miss all your best friends :(
long lake camp is my favorite place on earth.
A midway point betwixt a long story and its bullet points ("long story short"). Extra useless information is provided strictly to occupy more of the reader/listener's time.
A "long story medium" will contain less information than the original story upon which it is based, but can still be condensed further into a shorter, more succinct story.
There's so much to tell about last night's date, but long story medium, we went to dinner where we both ordered entrees and the appetizers were delicious, saw a movie which was 2 hours long, ate ice cream in 3 different flavours, and I now have an STI.
When you have a small weiner.
That dude was juan inch long.
Someone who turns a 30 second story in to a 30 minute speech.
Matt is such a pippy long story. Whenever he starts a story, make sure you have a fresh drink and a snack. Because you are going to be there a while!
Giving someone the middle finger
Got cut off on the LIE, so I gave them the Long Island salute.