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A man saucing himself in the shower
I haven't had sex in 3 days I'm going to go make some shower gravy
Takes approximately 3807286467968468765378645379926537297635288787 picoseconds to get warm. If it took 1 second AXE deodorant wouldn't be intoxicating harmless middle schoolers.
-Bruh I can smell that deodorant
-Yeah Shower Water took to long to heat and I fell asleep in the bathroom before it got warm.
-EWW GET AWAY FROM ME!!
boom show·er
/bo͞om SHou(ə)r/
noun
1.
a party held exclusively by the male gender to celebrate a life milestone. Alcohol and stupid behavior is requisite.
The guys are having a boom shower for john. He just found out he is going to be a dad.
when you shower with another person, stood back to back and rotating like a kebab
We’ll see you in a minute, just going for a kebab shower!
It is the time when you are in shower and you are actually trying to sing well.
You think I sing bad, but you’ve never heard me shower singing.
The act of spraying large amounts of deodorant and cologne instead of showering
Person 1: Do you need to take a rinse before we head out to the club tonight?
Person 2: Nah, I'll just take a wog shower
A shower so hot it makes your skin turn bright red
“It’s getting late, I should probably take my daily hell shower.”