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I literally just engaged in sexual intercourse with you, but it was over so soon, you didn't enjoy it. Sorry.
Sorry, I just fucked you up. I'll do better next time. I promise.
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This is a meme that I recently started to see around a few sites, but has probably been around for a while.
I found that it's from the intro to a cat hentai game called "Neko Kawai Gari". Needless to say, this intro is very weird, and features what sounds like a young Japanese girl singing a song over pictures of hentai cat girls.
One of the lines in this song is "Do you anger me? I fierce, I scratch yooooou!"
You may praise a tail. You may touch my striped back. Do you anger me? I fierce, I scratch you! Nya Nya, she's a spectacled persian cat.
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No explanation for this either
Me:I Love you so much you mean the world to me
Abby: stfu you moron
Perhaps the best re-invented Shakespeare play ever. The cutest, most heart-melting movie you will see. Was turned into a TV show that is about one sixbillionth as good as the original movie.
1: Ten Things I Hate About You is my favorite TV show!
2: Who raised you? The movie can kick your TV show's ass anyday
“a very funny and cool way to tell someone to watch their back” - by sophie
shut the front door before i slam you out the back
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What happens is that Ryuko Matoi starts to call you "a little pogchamp"
Ryuko: Ugh, fine i guess you are my little pogchamp, cmere.
Someone: Y/N
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From a woman.... I love you more than anything...
From a Man...... I love you sooo much that I thought of this wonderful thing to say to you...
Hey Baby I love you so much!
How Much?
I love you more than a dog loves people food!
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