Bum Fluf

A wispy beard often grown by a teenager or young adult.

Dad"you got bum fluf shave it of!"
Son"ok"

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a stink of bums

collective noun (like a murder of crows) describing a group of two or more maloderous people.

Bartender to waitress upon opening for the day: Get the Fabreeze, Flo, here comes a stink of bums.

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Bum Bagging

Placing your sack into the anal passage of a fine lady

Stoney was bum bagging that bitch hard last night

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Desert Bum

Derogatory word refering to some one of Arab heritage.

Fuck those Desert Bums.

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Reserve Bum

Someone serving in the military reserves whose only form of employment is the reserves.

How did my neighbor afford a new hot tub? He only works 6 days a month as a reserve bum!

Maj Beeman was furloughed from Delta Airlines last week. Looks like he’ll be reserve buming for a while.

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Bum Pinata

When you tie an old pair of shoes together, fill them with change, toss them over power lines and wtach the bums try to get them down for the change.

Vic in No-Cal created the bum pinata

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Bum Train

Line up and take it up the bum! 2,3,4 or better still more, all get involved in the Train of Bum. It's not Gay, it's just constructive exercise between mates.

Anyone can make a woman scream. It's takes a real man to make a bloke scream like a little boy who's been stung on the finger by a wasp!

Instigator: "Who's up for a Bum Train later on tonight?
Everyone else: "Too right, rate 'ard."
Instigator: "Bags' in middle!!!"

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