Bum Zest

Those tangy remnants of sweat, skin, hair and fecal matter around the bum hole. Makes eating the booty an either treasured or dreaded experience.

Her bum zest was clinging to my goatee for days.

Carla was aching for me to eat her booty hole but the bum zest was too much for me to stick my nose in there.

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Bum Fluf

A wispy beard often grown by a teenager or young adult.

Dad"you got bum fluf shave it of!"
Son"ok"

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bully bum

1. A rude and threatening panhandler that begs for money, but at the same time demands it.
2. A drug addict or crack head that is still in good health and begs for money with the threat of violence.
3. Commonly found on college campus's in the United States, bully bums run in packs and take money from freshman students and weaklings.

weakling: There are a bunch of bully bums up there. Lets cut through the alley.
Ford: Fuck them bully bums. I'm gonna bash their brains in with a brick.

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a stink of bums

collective noun (like a murder of crows) describing a group of two or more maloderous people.

Bartender to waitress upon opening for the day: Get the Fabreeze, Flo, here comes a stink of bums.

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Bum Pinata

When you tie an old pair of shoes together, fill them with change, toss them over power lines and wtach the bums try to get them down for the change.

Vic in No-Cal created the bum pinata

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Bum Train

Line up and take it up the bum! 2,3,4 or better still more, all get involved in the Train of Bum. It's not Gay, it's just constructive exercise between mates.

Anyone can make a woman scream. It's takes a real man to make a bloke scream like a little boy who's been stung on the finger by a wasp!

Instigator: "Who's up for a Bum Train later on tonight?
Everyone else: "Too right, rate 'ard."
Instigator: "Bags' in middle!!!"

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Bum Bagging

Placing your sack into the anal passage of a fine lady

Stoney was bum bagging that bitch hard last night

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