illegal shit poop disease

I didn't know what it was until now and i can tell you it is not too pleasent

i have illegal shit poop disease

Honey bunches of yeet disease

A disorder where you yeet ( throw) random items and get a squiky voice

He got that honey bunches of yeet disease

Poking Transmitted Disease(PTD)

On Facebook when you poke someone on facebook, you poke everyone they've poked, and everyone they've poked...this is how PTD's are spread

Guy 1: I just poked her on facebook

Guy 2: yeah, but she's poked like over 100 people as well

Guy 1: so i could possibly have poking transmitted disease(PTD)

Guy 2: afraid so

Guy 1: damn it

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Toilet Paper Disease

cOrOnAvIrUs

TOILET PAPER DISEASE. AKA cOrOnAvIrUs

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Pelvic inflammatory disease

Mackenzie

Damn I let my Mackenzie get so bad I got pelvic inflammatory disease

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Dick Do Disease

A very common medical disease Found mainly in overweight males of all ages in which copius amounts of fast food have contributed to making the males belly stick out farther then their dick do. See Also Toes do disease

"That boys been eating so much Sonic he's bound to get that dick do disease some day soon George"

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Weird Nigga Disease (WND)

Weird Nigga Disease (WND) is a chronic disease that is treatable, yet uncurable. Symptoms include weirdness, itchy dick, and destiny to be a virgin.

“Damn, this nigga must have Weird Nigga Disease (WND).”

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