You're Built Like a Mormon

You have the body of a Mormon

My dick physically slipped and you're built like a Mormon.

you're a ham

When a person i acting weird.

"You're a ham"

you're gonna be a father

•You impregnated someone

•Usually when you say this to a certain "person", you are stating that you got impregnated and the "person" is the father

"Hey Jason, I just want to tell that...you're gonna be a father" Lisa said to Jason.

Fuck, you're tight

The opening line to Unbelivers by isthatyoularry on Ao3

"Fuck, you're tight" Louis groans

you're a fish

Tim and Tory said it

If someone tells you that you're a fish, you knew Tim and Tory said it

You know what you're saying?

A good enough response to the sixth or seventh time somebody has asked you if you know what they are saying, as smart ass as it might seem.

After about the sixth or seventh time somebody has asked you if you know what they are saying, it's not a bad idea to ask them you know what you're saying? before they turn you both into one of those guys, especially if that isn't you.

you're mother

A more exotic looking version of a hippo which still craves sexual pleasures but can't endure intercorse because they are stuck in there little car thing that you use when you're crippled and you need to go shopping at Safeway.

John: You're mother is a fat bitch!

Thomas: I know