Hammer N' Nail

There are three guys. One is the board, one the hammer, and one the nail. The nail gets in between the board and hammer, and the hammer shoves his dick into the nail so hard, it causes the nail to then enter the board with his dick. Thus, hammering the nail into the board.

"Man, when Ricky said he wanted to Hammer N' Nail, I didn't think I would be the nail!"

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Norwegian Fap Hammer

Masturbating with one hand in cold jello while watching a dog shit.

Guy 1: Dude! I got arrested last night!
Guy 2: For what?
Guy 1: I Norwegian Fap Hammered in the park and got caught.

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Pee Hammer

when a guy has a bladder problem and pees out of his anus and or rectum

the doctor say he has a pee hammer

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louisiana jack hammer

getting your dick hard as a rock and then taking the toilet seat and slamming it onto your dick until the head pops off.

"ugh dude did you hear Andrew gave himself a louisiana jack hammer?!"

"yeah hes gonna be feeling that for a long time."

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Polish hammer

Polish hammer a plank of wood, the term comes from unskilled Polish workers stealing Irish jobs on building sites. The joke being the Polish aren't the most technically skilled of workers and have been known to dig holes with a plank of wood or tried to knock masonry nails into walls with the butt of a trowel

here sean pass me that polish hammer i need to shutter in this window sill

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Hobo Hammer Kill

1. Most commonly referred to an incident that happened in South Bend, IN. Where a few homeless people were found in an abandoned warehouse beaten to death by hammer's.

2. Gnarly or insane

Did you see that car crash that was hobo hammer kill.

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muddy jack hammer

when a woman puts a vibrator in her ass while being boned

I was having realations with this chick and she used a muddy jack hammer.

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