Should have been aborted

Should have been aborted is a term used for someone who doesn't deserve life and they should been aborted by their parents a long time ago.

"Gugi should have been aborted, as should Katja"

It CoUlD hAvE bEeN yOu!

Could it have been? 😑 Really? Would I have had to (in any way) publicly affirm values in which I do not actually believe (i.e. Hard work, your religious presuppositions, political views, the you are not inferior to me, etc)? Because then, no, it COULDN'T hvae been me.

Retard "It CoUlD hAvE bEeN yOu!"

Hym "Is the only thing stopping it from being me, YOU, being a bitch? Is that the only thing obstructing my path? Because if I have to do LITERALLY ANYTHING for it to have been me then, no, it couldn't have."

I shouldn’t have asked

When you say something, then immediately regret that

Me(getting close to but not passing grades): Can I have an Oculus Quest 2?
My mom: Nope. Not with you failing.
My mind: I shouldn’t have asked and now I hate myself.

does life have a purpose

Not really you should kill yourself

Does life have a purpose? No Sam has no purpose in life he should jump in front of a train

i have a confession for you

It means someone likes you

“I have a confession for you.”
“I like you too”

I have man boobs

When u run they jiggle and make a sweetly sound and u drink milk out of them

hey I have man boobs at my place

HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT

A funny white boy on the internet shows his friends weird stuff he finds.

Sorry, I can’t hangout tonight, I gotta watch Saltydkdan subject his friends to incomprehensible horrors on the new “Have you heard about?”