have sex with a furry day

have sex with a furry day is on january 8th where you must have sex with a furry or you will be brutally murdered in front of 57,000 people

“OH NO IT’S ALMOST HAVE SEX WITH A FURRY DAY”
“AAAAAAAA”
“HELP US”

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I shouldn’t have asked

When you say something, then immediately regret that

Me(getting close to but not passing grades): Can I have an Oculus Quest 2?
My mom: Nope. Not with you failing.
My mind: I shouldn’t have asked and now I hate myself.

does life have a purpose

Not really you should kill yourself

Does life have a purpose? No Sam has no purpose in life he should jump in front of a train

Should have been aborted

Should have been aborted is a term used for someone who doesn't deserve life and they should been aborted by their parents a long time ago.

"Gugi should have been aborted, as should Katja"

i have a confession for you

It means someone likes you

“I have a confession for you.”
“I like you too”

It CoUlD hAvE bEeN yOu!

Could it have been? 😑 Really? Would I have had to (in any way) publicly affirm values in which I do not actually believe (i.e. Hard work, your religious presuppositions, political views, the you are not inferior to me, etc)? Because then, no, it COULDN'T hvae been me.

Retard "It CoUlD hAvE bEeN yOu!"

Hym "Is the only thing stopping it from being me, YOU, being a bitch? Is that the only thing obstructing my path? Because if I have to do LITERALLY ANYTHING for it to have been me then, no, it couldn't have."

At least I have a dog

A term used as a counter offensive to when someone says an insult towards you. This quote was originated by an infuriated Mark in a playstation party one day

Fuck you, kill yourself
"At least I have a Dog"