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- you're not my bf so i have no right to be jealous....
- but we're friend with benefits so you have stake in me!
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it means do u have a membership?? 😡
Karen at the gym asked Do you have a membership?? (very loudly).
response when someone does something goal worthy.
you: I'm gonna poop in your face hole!
me: we all have goals.
The worst comeback in all of mankind. It’s no u but on steroids. It takes all the roasts and sends them back times timb dog.
Jack: you’re gramp tramp
Dave:but do you have timbs?
Jack instantly dies, God becomes gay, the universe dies
Another way of saying ''You can trust me''
Hey bro. I swear, i wont cheat on your sister. You have my word
When someone says you have a great personality it means that you have big tits
You have a great personality Sarah
A funny white boy on the internet shows his friends weird stuff he finds.
Sorry, I can’t hangout tonight, I gotta watch Saltydkdan subject his friends to incomprehensible horrors on the new “Have you heard about?”
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