his balls were bigger than his brain

This can be used to define times when a guy does something that requires a great deal of nerve and skill, but he is truly lacking in skill and ends up hurt, humiliated, and/or dead. Alcohol is considered the main accelerant to this condition.

Roz looked down from the 58 foot cliff that overlooked the shallow, rock-filled lagoon. While diving to his imminent death, he knew that his balls were bigger than his brain.

mud for his duck

To get laid, have sex, to fuck, or otherwise wet your willie.

He got a little mud for his duck.

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bass in his voice

it is when a person usually of African American decent uses a tone of voice that has two of the following characteristics: aggressiveness, disrespectfulness, and commanding. this usually occurs when the person is angry and or frustrated

Tom: No no no. You are still in retainer and we are going now!

A Pimp Named Slickback:Ooooohhh. Now the nigga can get some bass in his voice.

Tom: Yeah bitch! Lets go!

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bless his heart

A phrase uttered as an expression of sympathy, probably originated from southern US states. Usually tacked onto the end of a sentence to "soften" the blow as this is often used to describe something unfortunate. Can also function as bless her heart for women.

Adam's wife left him for another man, bless his heart.

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gate his dice

D.C. slang, meaning to not give a person his or her due credit.

"I mean, LeBron is tight...I can't gate his dice, but he's not as tight as Kobe."

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Sand in his ovaries

A condition in which a man has a general inclination to complain or become emotional over extremely insignificant things. Canadian military slang.

"What's Thompson doing over there sulking?"
"Don't mind him, he's just got sand in his ovaries."

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land on his feet

To survive the loss of a job by getting another job. Can be used for other tragedies.

Hal was devistated by the layoff, buy I'm sure he will land on his feet.

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