Cheers big ears

Toasting your mates for a drink; equivalent to "bottoms up".

"Here's to not remembering any of this in the morning. Cheers big ears.

cute as a bug's ear

cute in a family way; the way Homer Simpson describes Lisa Simpson to her in "Lisa the Beauty Queen" in season 4 of the Simpsons, one of the sweetest shows ever. for a female to say about an unrelated male would be to call that guy completely queer. for a guy to say about an unrelated girl would be for the boy to call himself completely gay. for a male to call a related male cute as a bug's ear would be messed up.

daughter: i'm ugly
father: no you're cute as a bug's ear
daughter: dads have to say that
father: dad, am i cute as a bug's ear?
grandfather: no

on the lobe of my ear

An expression used when you are able to hum and/or sing along to a song that is playing but not able to name it

Joe: Lalalalalalalalala Ooooooooh
Sarah: What song is that?
Joe: I dont know, its on the lobe of my ear.

bend your ear

To speak with someone informally

Hey Will, can I bend your ear for a second?

blue eared elephant

the art of turning one's 501 pockets inside out, unzipping your flys and lobbing out yer todger.

"hey ladies have you seen the Blue Eared Elephant?"
"No"
"zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzziiiiiiiiiip..........."

fuck your ears

Another term for Ear Rape/Really loud noise in which you're thinking you are going deaf.

"Please... Just... fuck your ears..."
- Mama

ear nipple rape

its something that makes your ears die

kill me now my ear nipple rape