An incredible quote by some fucking cow idk
"Hey man, secrets don't last at Tilted Towers."
"Are you high"
When you’re eating a perfectly delicious meal but you either can’t finish the last bite, or have to spit the last bite out due to getting the ick.
I was eating a pop tart and got the last bite ick.
sad song about how they cant get laid
faded in my last song soty.
A lazy video gamer who would rather spend 5 hours a day playing Minecraft then anything else.
"Get up off your ass, son, don't be a Rivers (last name)"
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I dreamt I was a person in control of people and had magical powers to possess them like dolls. The guy I controlled ended up turning on me. It was creepy and spooky as fuck. I ended up getting in trouble and I got beat. The whole world seemed like a Dollhouse.
I also had even more disturbing dream before that one. I was in Canada at the border and talking to Canadians and they had completely lost their minds. So I had to blend in and pretend to be one of them so I wouldn’t be lynched.
I had the most disturbing dream ever last night
A person who is the last one standing, or sitting... or sleeping. Basicly it's just being the last one who is alive at the time.
Person 1: I'M THE LAST ONE STANDING
Person 2: *Shoots person 1* "No.. I am.".
.. What a badass
Mother’s maiden name or birth Father’s last name. Make sure to include first name for clarification.
A series of numbers used to define who you are. Mostly used on job applications, bank statements or background checks. Normally on your W-2 forms.
You will not receive a stimmy without your Last name, social security # matching up. Don’t forget your first name too.