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An Epic High Five is simply the most amazing, spine-tingling, pants-moistening possible way to high five someone.
Performing an Epic High Five is not an easy task. To properly execute an EHF, certain conditions must be met.
1) Neither of the participants can be crippled, retarded, or jewish.
2) Both participants must be absolutely ripped. Tarnish on the pecs is completely unacceptable.
3) Females are meant for fucking and sandwich-making only. If you do not agree with the previous sentence, you are not eligible to perform an EHF.
Steps:
1) You and your partner must face eachother, about 100 feet away, shirtless. Weather does not matter. Try to find a secluded plateau or perhaps a field in the middle of some woods.
2) Spit into your dominant hand. This is the hand that will be performing the EHF.
3) Make eye contact with your partner. Give a slight head nod, as if notifying your partner that you're ready.
4) This is the most important step. Sprint towards your partner as fast as you can. While doing so, give a manly scream of power, kinda like Tarzan. When the time is right (You'll be able to feel it), jump straight upwards at a 90 degree angle. You and your partner should now be at arms' length of eachother. Continue screaming. Once you have achieved a minimum of 50 feet high, you and your partner will take turns punching eachother on the nipples. Turn around 180 degrees. If executed properly, lasers will shoot from your pupils and you and your partner will spell out the word "Champion" because Champion is a manly word. Face your partner again. Both of you should still be on a steady incline upwards. As your ascent slows to a stop, you will both freeze in midair, hands held high, dripping with sweat, mouths open wide because you're still screaming. The Gods will send down lightening to your fingertips, and increase your penis size by 25%. Then, you and your partner will fall, and you will punch the ground with your charged hand at the exact same time. This will cause a deadly earthquake, thereby opening a tunnel to the underworld. Demons will fly out of the opening, swarming you and your partner. When the heads are bitten off of each demon, a pillar of magma will shoot up from the hole, revealing Satan himself. He will look kinda like the evil genie from Aladdin, except his beard will be more full and pointy. You and your partner will knock two of Satan's teeth out, and with your bare hands, carve each into a canoe. Carrying the canoes over your shoulders, jog to Niagara Falls. Ride the canoes down the waterfall, side by side, and when you're halfway through, jump out. At this moment, time will come to a crawl. You and your partner will now collide hands. The blast will blow you about 5 miles high. Land successfully.
So far, the only pair to pull off an Epic High Five was George Foreman and Billy Mays.
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when two people chatting over the internet place their hands on the screen and high 5.
Guy1: i'd ask for an internet high five but i fear the rejection :(
Girl1: Aww i will
Guy1: 3 2 1 GO
Girl1: we are so cool
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is when two topless females jump in the air while facing each other and hit chests together while in air. The same action as a high five only with tits. This action is done usually at a party or when naked chicks get excited and want to impress the guys.
Dude 1: "Did you see that titty high five by them two chicks?"
Dude 2: " Ya that was awesome"
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In Vietnam, a soldier would make a five dollah hollah for a quick sexual favor by the Vietnamese hooker.
Could also be used in a daily situation.
Dude; Hey brah, I just walked down china town, and i five dollah hollah'd and I got it it all for 2 dollars bro.
Dude2; They had a sale on the five dollah hollah?
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A three fifty seven revolver handgun that holds six bullets and does not release the shell of its bullets when fired.
He broke into my house so I shot him with my tre five seven
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a.k.a. "The Dirty" and "The Dirty 530"
-area code of a region in Northern California, east of the coast and north of Sacramento up to Oregon border
-includes major cities of Yuba, Redding, Chico, Placerville, Davis, and Butte
A: Hey guys I'm back in The Dirty! (530)
B: Awesome let's hang out and kick it soon!
A: Where you from?
B: The Dirty, bro
A: Dirty Five Thirty?
B: Yupp
A: Right on, represent!
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A point and click indie horror game, set in a Chuck E Cheese like pizzeria, called Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. You play as Mike the security guard. You sit in your office, watching the animatronics, Freddy Fazbear, Bonnie the Bunny, Chica the Chicken, and Foxy the Pirate. They try to get into your office, so they can stuff you into a Freddy Fazbear suit, killing you. You have limited power, and must be wise to conserve it, because you have to manage your doors to keep out animatronics, check your "blind spots" outside with your door lights, and look at the security camera. All of these use power, and if an animatronic gets into your office, it will kill you. If your power runs out, Freddy Fazbear will play a tune, and jumpscare. You play through the week, each Night getting harder as you play. You can unlock Night Six, "nightmare mode", and unlock Custom Night after that, where you can choose the difficulty.
Boy: Have you beaten Five Night's at Freddy's?
Girl: Yes! Night Six took me forever.
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